how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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