what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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