If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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