school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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