I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just want to make out with him forever
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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