I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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