i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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