i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
