I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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