You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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