the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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