I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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