So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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