One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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