My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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