as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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