I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We are two peas in an std pod
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
