I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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