he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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