Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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