Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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