im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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