yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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