Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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