We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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