Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Non-Jews are for practice
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My ass is underappreciated
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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