who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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