So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Sorry about my life...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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