More tranny stories later!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
