my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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