Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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