OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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