is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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