After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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