Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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