conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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