At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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