i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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