They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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