connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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