Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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