I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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