My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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