I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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