I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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