Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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