Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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