My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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