her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
