So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Found the puke drawer
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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