Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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