I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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