So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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