McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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