Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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