I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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